matthewonart:

Non-Boring Environments that need Fantasy Representation

Tropical Rainforests

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Scrubland/Dry Forests. For extra effect make them the sort that burn very often; some native plants never germinate until after a fire, and some animals not only rely on fire to smoke out prey, but may even start them themselves.

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Savannas/Tropical Grasslands

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Temperate Rainforests. I almost didn’t include this bc New Zealand is covered in them, and that’s where they filmed Lord of the Rings. But tbh, no one really knows about them, so it belongs here

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Taiga Forests

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Barren Tundra, perfect for some extreme seasonal dichotomy

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Polar Ice Sheets

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Desert-Grasslands (arguably the same as Scrubland but Australia’s good at adding its own twists)

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Barren Desert

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If you like Cacti, look at American Deserts like the Sonoran

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Salt Flats

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Soda Lakes and Alkaline Lakes

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Madagascar’s Karst Limestone Formations

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Madagascar’s Spiny Forests

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Madagascar’s Baobab Forests

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Madagascar’s Subhumid Forests (Madagascar is cool as hell ok)

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Danxia Landforms

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Badlands/Mountainous Deserts

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Steppes and Highland Prairies

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Flood Basalts

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Newly-Formed Islands, still rife with Volcanic activity

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Now for Underwater Environments, sure Coral Reefs are cool.

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But there are SO MANY other kinds of environments for aquatic settings, it’s unbelievable:

Seaside Cliffs

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Archipelagos. Not just Tropical Island chains like Polynesia (Moana anyone?) but also Coldwater Archipelagos like the Aleutians.

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Tidal Flats

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Bayous/Cypress Swamps

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Tropical River Basins, AKA Seasonally Flooded Rainforests

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Mangrove Swamps/Deltas/Beaches

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Kelp Forests

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The Open Ocean

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Coastal Seabeds

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Rocky Beaches with Tidepools

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And there are a LOT more I could name but this post is already obscenely long as is, if you’d like to toss in your own go right ahead, but my point is if you limit yourself to European Deciduous Forests you’re a wimp.

Brandon’s Big Book of Bards – Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild

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pathfuckery:

Remember the Bard Project? I’m pleased to announce that Brandon’s Big Book of Bards is live on DMs Guild!

If you like Bards at all, please check it out! It has the following features jammed into its Ten Meaty Pages:

  • FIVE New Colleges: Conductor, Literature, Percussion, Truth, and THE SKALLEGE
  • New Cantrips
  • The Nine Legendary Spellsongs
  • Silly New Magic Items
  • New Magic Instruments
  • Rules for Performance as Profession
  • Rules for Proficiency in Instruments as Weapons

If you like this, please let me know! If this gets enough attention, I’ll probably get to work on more little splat books to complement the types of play that are near and dear to my heart! Please, check it out, share it with your friends, and have fun with it! 

Also, in the DMs guild preview, you’ll be able to read through two of the new colleges: The College of the Conductor and the College of Literature!

If this post reaches 500 notes, I’ll give away 3 free copies to random followers that reblogged it! Thanks for checking it out! 

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Brandon’s Big Book of Bards – Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild

(Useless/Surprising) Magical Items

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michaeltheshitposter:

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townsendfree:

wearemage:

princeofsparrows:

wearemage:

So I was having a lovely conversation with @princeofsparrows about magic and magical items and he sent me several links to very useful lists and tables. Those can be used by any DM to improve the game and set some more fun/challenge into the game without adding enemies or limiting themselves to always better armors and weapons.

My players usually discuss for an hour about the best way to open every door with a single rune on it (even if the rune actually just means “toilets”). So if I give them an omniously glowing fork and they will turn around it for half of the evening…

We decided to share with you some links with awesome ideas for loot (or your NPC merchants). The links below include (but are not limited to):

Belt of Pants: This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will.

Digging Spoon: This tiny spoon can dig through any substance with a forceful push.

Hungry coin:  Cursed.  Will attempt to eat other coins that it comes into contact with.  Eats 100 coins an hour.

Crossbow of Whispers (Weapon, light crossbow): You can use an action to whisper a message and fire a bolt from this weapon at a target within range. If you hit, the target (and only the target) hears the message.

Scroll of Cure Blindness: Cures blindness when read.

So… The List™ :

Dakhem Uaid’s Big Book of Useless Magic Items – 200 items, some very useful some dangerous…

Alacrity’s Robe of Useful Items – 1 single item but it’s a robe of holding (kinda)

Goblin Punch: d100 Minor Magical Items – as stated in the title.

100 Interesting Magic Items: The first half – 50 items

donjon, 5e Random Generator – Weird Magic Item generator

(1) Reddit – 

3.5 Or anything. DMs of Reddit! What is one of the weirdest homebrewed items you’ve given your players, that they appreciated?

(2) Reddit – 

Hilariously Useless Magical Items – Post your ideas!

RPG.NET – 

101 Silly/Useless Magic Items – You need to read through 7 pages of the thread but there are some very nice ideas!

1001 most useless (dungeons and dragons) magical items – There are actually 21 of them on this list but they are really useless. It could be nice to drop something like that on the players so they can have some fun…

Now I will let @princeofsparrows to continue. He still has some things to add 🙂

The great thing about a lot of these items is that, despite their apparent uselessness, as with most things in D&D, an innovative player can find some use for it… and I feel it throws a bit of a wrench into the mix. Here are some other honorable mentions:

Rebloging for the screenshots.

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Item: masterpost of items that could each deserve an entry on this blog

The last words you hear as a bolt pierces your chest are “haha. Get bitched. ”

Another perfect addition to this post!