From outside, beyond the clopping of hooves on the cobbled streets, another sound fills the air. The sound of clanking mugs, laughter, shouts, and song. Inside, decorations adorn the walls, and tables filled with food and drink ring a large hearth in the center. It certainly seems there are worse ways to spend a bit of that hard-earned coin.
I may have gone a little bit overboard on this one, but I like it quite a bit.
Other maps, hi res, gridless, PSDs, and variants are up on my patreon if you feel like checking it out.
Not every magical item was created for death and conquest. Roll on the table for your magical item that was simply created to make life better.
1) Brush of Thor’iel: When your comb your hair with this brush it becomes clean, changes to your desired color, and always appears as though a light breeze is flowing near your hair. Not even a dip into a river or tornado can ruin your hair blessed by the brush of Thor’iel.
2) Tent of Comfort: Regardless of where you are adventuring this tent has a constant temperature of 72 degrees. The inside of the tent has been enchanted to appear as beautiful vistas so that you can briefly forget where your quest has taken you.
3) Cloak of Massage: This cloak can be activated during a short or long rest. While active it gives you a deep tissue, Swedish (dwarvish), or trigger point massage depending on the user’s preference.
4) Eye-Pod: This eyeball has been crystallized to prevent decomposing. The eye telepathically connects with its user to play any song it has heard that the user desires. Two eye-pods can sync to share their libraries of music.
The Serpent Staff: once per day, you can use this staff to create a snake from thin air. Where is it, you ask? You have no idea.
Sparring For Dummies: a thick, leather-bound tome. A magic-user can use their spell attack modifier to hit, and it deals 2d6 bludgioning damage.
The Participation Ribbon: glows a faint blue if the wearer rolls the worst initiative in an encounter. Grants +1 AC, to make you feel a little bit better, I guess.
Magic Paint: a small glass jar of glittering paint. Functions and behaves as normal paint would, but nobody can seem to tell you what color it is. All attempts to describe it fall short.
The All-Seeing Eye: this little glass sphere sees everything in existsnce, across all the planes and through all of time. However, that’s a lot of stuff to see. This eye is nearly impossible to focus properly, and usually will just show users a continuous stream of random flashes of reality.
Bane of the Fey: a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles. Upon attuning to these glasses, once per day, for one hour, elves cannot lie to you. Half-elves have a 50-50 shot.
Magic for Dummies: from the author of Sparring for Dummies comes another bestselling tome! Once per day, this book will allow anyone without arcane training or abilities to cast the spell Magic Missile at level 2.
Terrain Tiles: Campsite, Roads and Ridges, and Rivers, a pretty good basics kit for making outdoor maps. Really enjoying how useful that packs have turned out to be. The PNG kits make it pretty simple to put together a simple outdoor map on the fly.
baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again
baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing
baby dragons that haven’t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things — like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans
baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker’s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being worn) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep
baby dragons making whiny hungry bird noises until they’re fed
baby dragons being afraid of the family cat for a while until after a few days the cat wanders up to the sleeping pile of scales and fire and curling around them for a nap in the sunshine
baby dragons stealing the shiny car keys and chewing on them
baby dragons gently nibbling on the jewelry of their favorite people- and not so gently with people they don’t like
baby dragons blowing tiny puffs of smoke out their noses when they snore
baby dragons using the cat’s scratching post
baby dragons wearing tiny saddles with knight-in-shining-armour action figures riding on their backs
baby dragons roasting mini marshmallows mid-air when you toss them before eating them
baby dragons hiding on top of bookshelves and cabinets when they don’t want to go to the vet
I’m reminded of this, especially when I see how awesome Neutral Party is doing. I was one of his first patrons when he first started making maps, and he quickly blew me and the dnd map-making community away with his awesome work.
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