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Looking for more ways to entertain/mess with your party? Well, look no further than this new installment of dumb dnd items!

The Scorpion Sword: an elegant longsword with a blade shaped like a jagged stinger. This weapon deals 0 damage to anything that isn’t a scorpion, but does double damage against any of the aforementioned arachnids.

The Gloves of Fishing: upon donning these gloves, the user can shove their arms into any natural body of water and make a dexterity check. On a roll of 15 or higher, the user catches something. Whether that something is an object, or a fish, or a very angry creature, is entirely up to the DM.

Prayer for Dummies: from the authors behind the famous fantasy franchise comes Prayer for Dummies! Once a day, this tome allows any non-cleric to cast the 1st level spell, Guiding Bolt.

The Four-Leaf-Clover: a little sprig of luck for those in need. Once per long rest, this item allows the holder to re-roll a single failed check or save.

The Ring of Ringing: a small silver ring. When flicked, it produces a soft, faint and soothing melody.

The Trousers of Sturdy Build: a pair of trousers made of some indeterminate but strong and blue material. When worn, the user gains +2 to AC, but -3 to all dexterity checks.

The Sun-hat: this wide-brimmed straw hat keeps you cool and stylish. It also absorbs sunlight while worn, and for every hour it spends under the sun during the day, at night it will emit, for a corresponding number of hours, a bright light that clearly illuminates everything within a 20-ft radius.