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Looking for stupid d&d items to spruce up your game? Here you go!

The Necklace of Fire Alarm: this object is a gorgeous, elegantly-cut ruby on a golden chain. Usually, it will lie still around the neck in a state of dormant calm. However, upon hearing any sudden, loud noises or flashes of light, the necklace will immediately become alarmed and and burst into flame. The fire lasts one minute, and is undeniably, unforgettably, scorching. Wearer beware.

The Snow Coat: a thick woolen coat that, for some reason, is always full of snow. Very cold. Very wet.

The Magnet of Missing Things: point this magical magnet in any direction, and concentrate on something you’ve lost. If it is smaller than a five-inch cube and is within a 20-ft radius, it will fly out from wherever it was hiding and attach itself to the magnet. But in return, another one of your belongings immediately goes missing, appearing in a random, hidden location within 20 feet of you.

The Band of Animal Handling: this band is a small wreath of oak leaves. It can be used once per day to instantly summon a random animal with a challenge rating of 0 into your hands. Does not help you deal with the resulting animal.

The Butterfly of Tempestuous Effect: a silver butterfly hairpin, with tiny sapphire eyes. Once per day, this pin can be used to cast the Gust cantrip. Upon the 1,000th utilization of this pin, instead of Gust, it will cast the 9th Level conjuration spell “Storm of Vengeance,” centered on itself, lasting a full 10 rounds. When the churning clouds subside, the pin resets. Try not to lose count.

And two submissions that made me laugh:

The Ring of Detecting Magic-Detecting: this ring glows faintly blue if anyone casts a Detect Magic within a 1 mile radius. Bad if two of these rings ever get too close to one another. (via @fluffy-papaya)

The Bagpipes of Invisibility: a set of scarlet bagpipes enchanted to make their user invisible. Upon playing this instrument, you instantly vanish from view. However, the invisibility wears off when the music stops—so take a deep breath, play strong, and pray your opponents are deaf. (via @madsadcatfish)

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